[ MUSIC ]
WHOO, WHOO!
WATCH OUT, WATCH OUT.
WHOO, GET OUT THE WAY.
AH, WHOO!
WHOO, WHOO!
OH, WOW!
[ MUSIC ]
HEY, YOU WANNA SEE SOME SKIN?
GO FOR IT, GO FOR IT.
[ SCREAMING ]
WAIT FOR ME.
COME ON, COME ON.
OOH, NAUGHTY BOY.
I DON'T THINK I CAN MAKE IT.
OH, YES, YOU CAN.
IDA, DON'T YOU HAVE
TO CLOSE UP THE SHOP?
THE PARTY'S JUST BEGINNING.
LET'S GO FOR A RIDE.
AH, I CAN'T.
I HAD TOO MUCH TO DRINK.
THAT'S NO EXCUSE.
I DRANK MORE THAN YOU DID.
LET'S JUST BOTH
REST HERE FOR A WHILE.
DON'T POOP OUT ON ME, NOW.
COME ON!
I'M TOO DRUNK.
YOU DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE MISSING.
I'LL SEE YOU LATER.
WHOA, WHOA, HO, HO.
UGH.
WHEE-- THIS IS FUN.
KEEP AN EYE ON THE STORE FOR ME.
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
YEE-HAW!
AND NOW, I'D LIKE TO
GIVE A FEW PARTING WORDS
OF ADVICE TO YOU FINE
BUSINESS SCHOOL GRADUATES OF
NORTHERN CHICAGO UNIVERSITY.
YOUR UNIVERSITY HAS TRAINED
YOU WELL FOR THE
RESPONSIBILITIES THAT LIE AHEAD.
WALK PROUD-- FEAR NOT THAT
SIXTY TWO PERCENT OF YOU
WILL NOT BE ABLE TO FIND JOBS.
ALAN, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU.
IT'S GRADUATION DAY.
Alan Finston: I KNOW,
BUT THIS MIGHT BE IMPORTANT.
THAT NINETY FOUR PERCENT
OF TODAY'S SUCCESSFUL
BUSINESS HEADS NEVER
ATTENDED COLLEGE.
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Dave: CONGRATULATIONS, ALAN.
OH, HI, UNCLE DAVE.
UH, THANKS A LOT.
HOW WAS YOUR TRIP OUT HERE?
OH, IT WAS JUST FINE.
LAST TIME I SAW YOU,
YOU SAID YOU COULDN'T WAIT
TO GET OUT OF CHICAGO
AFTER GRADUATION.
YOU WERE GOING TO TAKE
A YEAR OFF AND SEE THE WORLD.
YEAH, UH, I-I GUESS THAT
WAS A LOT OF KIDS' STUFF.
WELL, ANYWAY, THAT
WAS BEFORE I MET JANE.
UH, UNCLE DAVE, THIS IS JANE.
WE'RE GONNA BE MARRIED
IN SEPTEMBER.
Jane Rutledge: AT
THE BILTMORE.
OUR COLORS ARE PINK AND GRAY.
I'M, UH, VERY PLEASED
TO MEET YOU.
YOU TWO MUST BE
SO PROUD OF ALAN.
Fran Finston: OH, YES.
HE'S OUR PRIDE AND JOY.
Lou Finston: I GUESS ONE
OUT OF TWO ISN'T SO BAD.
YES, HOW IS TODD DOING?
HAVE YOU HEARD FROM HIM LATELY?
AND I SPENT THE WHOLE DAY
LOOKING, BUT THERE'S SIMPLY
NOTHING THAT'S LIVABLE UNDER
A HUNDRED FIFTY THOU, HON.
A HUNDRED AND FIF--
NO, JANE, THAT'S--
I'M GONNA ASK DADDY
TO GIVE YOU A RAISE.
BUT, JANE, I HAVEN'T EVEN
STARTED WORKING FOR HIM YET.
Sylvia Rutledge: JANE,
HONEY YOUR DIET.
MOTHER!
JANE, I'M NOT THE ONE
WHO INSISTED ON BUYING A
TWENTY FIVE HUNDRED DOLLAR
WEDDING DRESS TWO SIZES TOO
SMALL TO GIVE MYSELF A GOAL.
BUT THE WEDDING'S
THREE MONTHS AWAY.
JANE!
THERE'S PLENTY OF TIME.
[ ALAN SIGHS ]
RIGHT, DADDY?
Mr. Rutledge: WHATEVER
YOU SAY, PRINCESS.
HOW'S MY FUTURE SON-IN-LAW?
JUST FINE-- I WANT
TO THANK YOU AGAIN FOR
GIVING ME THIS WONDERFUL
GRADUATION PARTY, SIR.
QUITE ALL RIGHT, ALAN,
BUT AFTER SEPTEMBER,
NO MORE OF THIS SIR BUSINESS.
YOU MAY CALL ME MR. RUTLEDGE.
[ INDISTINCT ].
DADDY... THERE'S SOMETHING
I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT.
NOW, I'M NOT SURE THAT ALAN'S
STARTING SALARY IS REALISTIC.
I MEAN, JUST TO GET BY,
THE MINIMUM AMOUNT TO BUY A--
PRINCESS, DO YOU KNOW
WHAT MY STARTING SALARY WAS?
OH, DADDY, I--
EXCUSE ME, SIR,
BUT IF I COULD
JUST SAY ONE THING.
I'M SURE WE'LL BE ABLE
TO GET BY JUST FINE ON
WHAT YOU'VE OFFERED ME
TO START WITH.
HON, PLEASE,
NOW LET ME HANDLE THIS.
BUT, JANE,
I WANT YOUR FATHER--
I'M THIRSTY.
I THINK I'LL HAVE A REFILL
TOO, SON, IF YOU WOULDN'T MIND.
WELL... SURE.
ISN'T HE THE CUTEST THING?
[ KNOCKING ]
CAN I HELP YOU?
YES, IS THERE AN
ALAN FINSTON HERE?
YEAH, THAT'S ME.
TELEGRAM, SIR.
SIGN HERE.
HERE.
THANK YOU.
UH, THANK YOU.
I HOPE IT'S GOOD NEWS.
"MR. ALAN FINSTON,
"SORRY TO INFORM YOU
"THAT YOUR AUNT IDA MILLER
"HAS PASSED AWAY IN AN
"UNFORTUNATE DROWNING ACCIDENT.
"ADVISE YOU COME TO CALIFORNIA
"FOR SETTLEMENT OF THE ESTATE.
"RICHARD REMINGTON ESQUIRE."
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UH, WELL, IT WAS VERY
NICE OF YOU TO PICK ME UP AT
THE AIRPORT, MR. REMINGTON.
Richard Remington: OH,
MY PLEASURE, ALAN.
AFTER ALL, YOUR AUNT AND I
WERE GOOD FRIENDS.
REMARKABLE WOMAN, CRAZY,
UNORTHODOX, AND NOT THE
WORLD'S BEST BUSINESS WOMAN,
BUT, OH, HOW SHE
LOVED THAT SHOP.
IS THIS YOUR FIRST TIME
IN CALIFORNIA?
YES, IT IS.
BUT, I'M AFRAID I CAN
ONLY STAY A FEW DAYS.
I'M STARTING A
NEW JOB NEXT WEEK.
[ LADIES LAUGHING ]
OOH, WHAT A PLACE TO LIVE.
IF I WERE ONLY YOUNG
AND SINGLE, LIKE YOU.
I'M ENGAGED.
OH!
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EH, THIS WAS YOUR AUNT'S HOME.
YEAH, IDA WAS RATHER EXTRAVAGANT
WITH HER PURCHASES.
YEAH, I'M AFRAID SHE HAD A
LITTLE TROUBLE KEEPING UP
WITH HER PAYMENTS.
WOW!
[ LAUGHING ]
WELL, ALAN, I THINK
I SHOULD TELL YOU NOW.
FIFTY ONE PERCENT OF
EVERYTHING YOUR AUNT OWNED
NOW BELONGS TO YOU.
YOU'RE KIDDING ME?
NO-- SHE FELT THAT WITH
YOUR BUSINESS EDUCATION,
THAT YOU COULD BE TRUSTED
WITH THE CONTROLLING INTEREST
IN HER ESTATE.
[ LAUGHING ]
SO WHO OWNS THE OTHER
FORTY NINE PERCENT?
Todd Finston: HOW'S IT GOING?
TODD?
HEY, LITTLE BROTHER.
ISN'T THIS A KICK?
[ LAUGHING ]
UHH.
OH, HI, COUNSELOR.
DO YOU WANT A BREW?
UH, PLEASE, DON'T GET UP.
I'D RATHER REMEMBER YOU
JUST AS YOU ARE.
ALAN, YOU AND YOUR, UH, BROTHER
ARE NOW THE SOLE OWNERS
OF YOUR AUNT'S ENTIRE ESTATE.
UH, WHY DON'T YOU GET SETTLED
IN, AND I'LL COME BACK IN A
COUPLE OF HOURS AND SHOW YOU
THE REST OF HER HOLDINGS.
THANK YOU.
YOU.
OH, COME ON, MAN--
I'LL HELP YOU UNPACK.
I GOT IN YESTERDAY.
SO YOU STILL MAJORING
IN ACCOUNTING?
UH, TODD, I GRADUATED
A FEW DAYS AGO.
OH, I WAS GOING
TO SEND YOU A CARD.
AUNT IDA'S BEDROOM.
REMEMBER THE SUMMER SHE STAYED
WITH US, WHEN MOM AND DAD
WERE ON VACATION.
YEAH, TODD, I REMEMBER IT.
IT TOOK ME FOUR YEARS OF
PSYCHOTHERAPY TO GET OVER IT.
THAT'S PROBABLY WHY SHE
LEFT EVERYTHING TO US.
ALL RIGHT, LET'S HIT
THE BEACH.
SAME OLD TODD.
SAME OLD ALAN.
SO TELL ME, TODD, WHAT
HAVE YOU BEEN UP TO LATELY?
WELL, I WAS UP
IN SEATTLE FOR A WHILE.
I FINALLY FOUND A BACKER FOR
MY SOLAR POWERED HOTDOG STANDS.
THEN IT RAINED FOR
SIXTY DAYS IN A ROW.
THE GUY BACKED OUT,
SO I'VE JUST BEEN TRAVELING
AROUND, STAYING WITH FRIENDS.
HOW ABOUT YOU?
TODD, I HAVE TAKEN THE MOST
IMPORTANT STEP OF MY LIFE.
[ LAUGHING ]
YOU FINALLY GOT UP THE NERVE
TO ASK A GIRL OUT ON A DATE.
YEAH, AND I'M
GETTING MARRIED TO HER.
[ LAUGHING ]
YOU'RE KIDDING?
NO, REALLY, I'M ENGAGED.
HER NAME IS JANE.
HERE, LOOK I-I HAVE
A PICTURE OF HER.
UH, IT ALL HAPPENED SO FAST.
WE MET ON A BLIND DATE,
AND THE NEXT THING YOU
KNOW, I'M MEETING HER PARENTS.
YOU KNOW, IT'S LIKE
JANE SAYS THOUGH,
"WHEN YOU'RE SURE, WHY WAIT?"
BUT, ALAN, IT'S--
AND, TODD, I'D REALLY
BE HONORED, IF YOU'D
BE MY BEST MAN.
YOU REALLY LOVE HER.
YEAH.
UM, SURE-- SURE.
[ MUSIC ]
[ LAUGHING ]
WHOO!
PICK ME UP.
[ LAUGHING ]
OH, HERE IT GOES.
YOU SEE THAT?
DUH.
WELL, HERE WE ARE.
I THINK YOU BOYS MAY FIND
THIS PLACE RATHER AMUSING.
[ LAUGHING ]
COASTING THROUGH
ANOTHER BEAUTIFUL DAY,
HERE AT K-G-N-A.
WELL, FELLAS,
THIS IS ALL YOURS.
MISTER R., I THINK I'VE
FOUND MY CALLING IN LIFE.
REALLY-- AND I HAD YOU
FIGURED FOR A BRAIN SURGEON.
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OH, HI, MR. REMINGTON.
HELLO, GIRLS.
HI.
HEY, GENTLEMEN, I WANT YOU
TO MEET YOUR NEW SALES FORCE:
KATHY, CINDY.
Cindy: HI.
AND RONNIE.
Ronnie: HI.
HEY, GIRLS, THESE
ARE THE NEW OWNERS:
ALAN AND TODD FINSTON.
UH, THEY'RE IDA'S TWO NEPHEWS.
PERHAPS SHE MENTIONED
THEM TO YOU.
OH, YES, SHE DID.
Kathy: WHICH ONE
OF YOU TWO IS TODD?
UH, I AM.
[ LAUGHING ]
MR. REMINGTON, I'D LIKE
TO LOOK OVER THE STORE'S LEASE
AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.
OH, OF COURSE, ALAN.
UH, WHY DON'T YOU MEET ME AT
THE OFFICE TOMORROW MORNING,
AND WE CAN GO OVER
EVERYTHING THEN.
IF YOU HAVE TO,
YOU CAN BRING HIM.
OH, THAT'S-THAT'S OKAY.
ALAN'S THE BUSINESS MAN
IN THE FAMILY.
NO KIDDING.
SEE YOU TOMORROW, ALAN.
GOOD-BYE, EVERYONE.
TODD, WOULD YOU MIND--
TODD?
WOULD YOU MIND HOLDING THIS END
AT THE CORNER OF THE FLOOR,
OVER THERE, PLEASE.
OH, SURE.
WE HAVE TO MEASURE THE STORE.
[ MUSIC ]
HI.
AAH!
WHAT A LIFE!
YOU AND ME, LIVING HERE
RUNNING A BIKINI SHOP.
IT'S GONNA BE GREAT.
OF COURSE, YOU AND JANE
CAN HAVE AUNT IDA'S BEDROOM.
I'LL GIVE YOU GUYS YOUR PRIVACY.
HERE, TODD, TAKE A LOOK
AT THIS FIGURE.
WELL, WHAT ABOUT IT?
WELL, BASED ON SOME
BALLPARK ESTIMATIONS,
THIS IS HOW MUCH YOU AND I
WILL DIVIDE WHEN WE SELL
THE BIKINI STORE AND THE HOUSE.
SELL THEM, ARE YOU NUTS?
IT'S GOING TO BE SO MUCH
MORE FUN STAYING RIGHT HERE.
FUN?
I'M A COLLEGE GRADUATE
NOW, TODD.
I HAVE MY FUTURE ALL PLANNED.
I HAD PLENTY OF FUN IN COLLEGE.
I'LL BET.
LOOK, ANYWAY,
AUNT IDA LEFT ME THE
CONTROLLING INTEREST, TODD.
SHE KNEW SHE COULD TRUST ME
TO DO WHAT WAS BEST FOR US.
BEST FOR YOU, YOU MEAN.
AS FOR ME, IT WAS ORDAIN
THAT I LIVE OUT THE REST
OF MY DAYS, RIGHT HERE.
IT'S MY DESTINY.
WELL, YOU CAN LIVE OUT
YOUR DESTINY FOR ABOUT A WEEK,
TODD, 'CAUSE THAT'S HOW LONG
IT'S GONNA TAKE ME TO GET
EVERYTHING TAKEN CARE OF.
IT'S, UH, IT'S
ALMOST OPENING TIME.
DON'T YOU, GIRLS,
THINK YOU SHOULD BE
GETTING DRESSED FOR WORK?
THEY ARE DRESSED
FOR WORK, ALAN.
SHOW HIM, GIRLS.
[ LADIES LAUGHING ]
OH, TODD.
ALAN, YOU CAN'T EXPECT TO
SELL THE MERCHANDISE, UNLESS
THE CUSTOMER KNOWS WHAT IT
LOOKS LIKE WHEN IT'S ON.
I DON'T HAVE TIME
TO ARGUE WITH YOU, TODD.
I HAVE TO GO OVER
AUNT IDA'S BOOKS.
ALL FINISHED, YOUNG MAN.
GOT TO HAND IT TO YOU.
IT'S A VERY CLEVER IDEA OF
YOURS, INSTALLING A TWO-WAY
MIRROR FOR SECURITY.
TOO MUCH SHOP LIFTING
AMONG KIDS THESE DAYS.
THAT'S RIGHT.
YOU CAN'T BE TOO CAREFUL.
[ MUSIC ]
SO KEEP IT RIGHT HERE
ON K-T-N-E SANTA MONICA.
[ MUSIC ]
HELLO-- WELCOME TO
IDA'S BIKINI SHOP.
YESIREE, THE OLD SIZE FIVE RACK.
UH, YEAH, YOU CERTAINLY
ARE A SIZE FIVE.
THAT'S SOME MIGHTY FINE
ARTICLE OF SWIMWEAR
YOU'VE CHOSEN THERE.
HOWEVER, I THINK YOU MIGHT
FIND SOME OF OUR OTHER SUITS
TO BE EQUALLY WELL CRAFTED.
YUP, YUP, HERE IT IS.
THE GOOD OLD DRESSING ROOM.
OH, I HOPE YOU'LL
FIND IT COMFORTABLE.
UH, THIS NEW MIRROR,
WE RECENTLY HAD INSTALLED,
IS FOR YOUR CONVENIENCE.
UH, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME,
I'LL, UH, I'LL JUST--
I'LL BE, UH, I'LL BE GOING.
[ LAUGHING ]
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT, MAN.
THIS IS GOING TO BE SO GREAT.
I'M JUST GLAD THAT AUNT IDA
IS NOT AROUND TO SEE THIS.
OH, OH.
ALAN, IF I EVER GET MARRIED,
IT'S GONNA BE TO A SIZE FIVE.
TODD, YOU SHOULD BE
ASHAMED OF YOURSELF.
I AM-- I'M ASHAMED.
I'M ASHAMED-- SURE.
MAY I HELP
YOU FIND SOMETHING?
I NEED A NEW BATHING SUIT.
HOW ABOUT THIS?
YOU MUST BE CRAZY.
HONEY, I WANT TO
GET SUN TANNED.
GET OUT OF MY WAY.
OH, MY GOD!
I'M GOING OUT THERE,
AND SEE IF SHE NEEDS ANY HELP.
AAAH!
IN CASE YOU'RE INTERESTED, TODD,
I FINISHED GOING OVER AUNT IDA'S
FINANCIAL RECORDS LAST NIGHT.
YEAH.
WHOO.
OH.
SEEMS THE BIKINI SHOP'S
BEEN DOING A DECENT VINE
OF BUSINESS, BUT IT'S BEEN
LOSING MONEY ALL THESE YEARS.
WHY IS THAT?
AUNT IDA SPENT MUCH MORE
ON HER EXTRAVAGANT PROMOTIONS
AND HER PARTIES THAN
SHE TOOK IN FROM SALES.
SHE HAD A LOT OF FUN,
BUT SHE DIDN'T KNOW
HOW TO RUN A BUSINESS.
CAN I BORROW YOUR HAIR DRYER?
DEFINITELY.
SO, ANYWAY, SHE PUT ALL
HER DIVORCE SETTLEMENT MONEY
INTO THE STORE.
WHEN THAT RAN OUT, SHE
RE-MORTGAGED THE HOUSE
TO THE HILL, JUST TO
KEEP THE BUSINESS GOING.
WELL, WHAT CAN WE DO?
WHAT IT MEANS, TODD,
IS THAT WE'RE GONNA HAVE
TO WORK AWFULLY HARD
TO SELL THE STORE.
YOU SEE, IT'S GOTTA BE TURNED
INTO A PROFIT MAKING BUSINESS
IN ORDER TO ATTRACT A BUYER.
NOW I FIGURE, IT'LL TAKE
A COUPLE OF WEEKS TO GET
EVERYTHING TAKEN CARE OF.
IN THE MEANTIME,
WE CAN JUST LIVE HERE.
NOW YOU, TODD, CAN EITHER
HELP ME OUT OR NOT.
IT'S UP TO YOU.
NO OFFENSE, ALAN,
BUT I THINK LIVING WITH YOU
IS GONNA DRIVE ME CRAZY.
[ SIGHS ]
I SAID NO OFFENSE.
[ MUSIC ]
HI, RONNIE.
HI.
HOW WAS YOUR COOKING CLASS?
NOT SO GOOD.
YEAH, THE TEACHER
GAVE US A "D" ON OUR PROJECT,
JUST BECAUSE WE WERE
TRYING TO BE CREATIVE.
WHAT DID YOU MAKE?
PINEAPPLE INSIDE OUT CAKE.
YOU WANT TO TASTE?
UM, THAT LOOKS REALLY
DELICIOUS, BUT I JUST ATE.
MAYBE ALAN AND TODD
WOULD LIKE SOME.
UH, I BET TODD WILL.
[ LAUGHING ]
I THINK HE'S REAL CUTE.
YEAH, BUT ALAN'S
KIND OF A NERD.
YOU KNOW, HE'S SO
MR. BUSINESS MAN.
I THINK HE'S REALLY NICE.
CAN'T HELP IT IF HE'S SMART.
YEAH, WELL, IF HE'S SO SMART,
THEN HOW COME HE'S
GETTING MARRIED SO YOUNG?
GOD, I CAN'T IMAGINE
BEING MARRIED AT OUR AGE.
YEAH.
HE'S ENGAGED?
YEAH, YOU DIDN'T KNOW?
NO, I DIDN'T.
HEY, DOESN'T HE
NEED TO SIGN THIS?
NO, LET'S SEE.
THEY'RE NOT READY YET.
OH, YEAH.
SO WHAT ELSE IS NEW?
YEAH.
BUT, JANE I DON'T HAVE
A FAVORITE STYLE OF CUMBERBUND.
LOOK-- THE WEDDING
ISN'T UNTIL SEPTEMBER.
COULDN'T YOU JUST PICK ONE OUT
FOR ME, AND I'LL LOOK AT IT
WHEN I GET BACK?
OH, ALL RIGHT.
BUT I WISH YOU COULD
COME HOME SOONER.
DADDY SAYS HIS COMPANY HAS
CONNECTIONS IN CALIFORNIA,
AND IF YOU WANT, HE CAN
HELP YOU SELL THE STORE.
JANE, I'D REALLY LIKE
TO DO THIS ON MY OWN.
UH, BUT I'LL BE HOME
AS SOON AS I CAN.
YOU BETTER BE.
TALK TO YOU TOMORROW?
SURE.
KISSY, KISSY, KISS.
UM, KISSY, KISSY, KISS.
ALAN, YOU ARE IN LUCK, MAN.
I'VE BEEN DOING
SOME BRAINSTORMING.
I'VE COME UP WITH
SOME GREAT NEW IDEAS
FOR IMPROVING BUSINESS.
WELL, I'M REALLY GLAD YOU
WANNA HELP, TODD, BUT I'VE
COME UP WITH MY OWN IDEAS.
LESS EXPENSIVE MERCHANDISE,
NO FREE GIFT WRAPPING,
LONGER HOURS?
ALAN, DIDN'T THEY TEACH YOU
ANYTHING ABOUT HUMAN BEINGS
IN COLLEGE?
PEOPLE WANNA HAVE FUN.
THIS WOMAN'S NAME IS
BERTA HILGARD, AND I THINK
WE STAND A GOOD CHANCE
AT SELLING HER THE STORE.
UH, SHE'S HAD NO EXPERIENCE
IN RETAIL, BUT SHE'S ALWAYS
DREAMED OF OWNING A SHOP
ON THE BOARDWALK.
HUH, LET'S HOPE IT WORKS OUT.
THANKS A LOT FOR
YOUR HELP, MR. REMINGTON.
THANK YOU-- IT'S BEEN
A PLEASURE SERVING YOU.
THANKS.
WELL, LOOK WHO'S DRESSED
LIKE A GROWN-UP TODAY.
THANKS A LOT FOR
DRESSING UP, TODD.
I REALLY APPRECIATE IT.
NO PROBLEM.
GREAT.
Berta Hilgard: OH, SOL,
ISN'T THIS MARVELOUS?
Sol: MARVELOUS.
[ LAUGHING ]
MRS. HILGARD, WELCOME
TO IDA'S BIKINI SHOP.
I'M RICHARD REMINGTON, AND
THIS IS ALAN AND TODD FINSTON,
THE STORE OWNERS.
IT'S A PLEASURE
MEETING ALL OF YOU.
THIS IS MY ATTORNEY, SOL LEVINE.
SOL.
HOW DO YOU DO?
NICE TO MEET YOU.
MRS. HILGARD,
I'VE HEARD SO MUCH ABOUT YOU.
I'M SO PLEASED TO MEET YOU.
AH, WHAT A DARLING LOOK,
HUH, SOL?
DARLING, DARLING.
MAY WE LOOK AROUND?
OH, YES, YES!
ABSOLUTELY-- FEEL FREE.
[ BACKGROUND CHATTER ]
[ LAUGHING ]
CHARMING.
HUH, CHARMING?
YEAH, CHARMING.
UH, UH, SOL, LOOK.
ISN'T THIS LOVELY?
IT'S INTERESTING.
LISTEN, I REALLY THINK WE
WANNA EXAMINE THE BOOKS NOW.
BOOKS, SOL, BOOKS.
I DON'T THINK THAT'S NECESSARY.
THEY'RE DOING EXCELLENT
BUSINESS HERE.
YO!
I GOT A DELIVERY HERE FROM
DOUBLE EXPOSURE SWIMWEAR.
UH, I'LL TAKE THAT.
GREAT.
WHEW.
[ LAUGHING ]
HEY, UH...
YES?
I NEED A CHECK.
IT'S A COD.
OH.
WAIT A MINUTE.
ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL ME
THAT UH, WE DON'T HAVE CREDIT?
CREDIT?
IDA'S BIKINI SHOP?
[ LAUGHING ]
HOW ARE YOU?
[ LAUGHING ]
THANKS A LOT.
OH, SURE.
[ LAUGHING ]
SOL, MAYBE WE BETTER
LOOK AT THE BOOKS.
DON'T TELL ME
THOSE WERE BOOKS.
BECAUSE THERE WERE NO BOOKS.
IT WAS A DISASTER.
I JUST WANTED TO GET
INTO THE CLOTHING BUSINESS,
LIKE MY BEST FRIEND, SISSY.
COME ON!
THESE PEOPLE SHOULD
PRAY FOR A FIRE.
OH, SOL!
THE WORST THING I'VE
EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE.
LISTEN-- COULDN'T YOU
USE A GOOD TAX WRITE OFF?
WE CAN TALK PRICE.
HEY, LET'S DO BUSINESS.
[ WAVES CRASHING ]
UH, HEY, ALAN.
HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO MAKE
FIVE HUNDRED EXTRA BUCKS,
THIS MONTH, THAT WE CAN PUT
BACK INTO THE BUSINESS?
SURE, TODD, HOW?
KATHY AND CINDY AND RONNIE
WERE TELLING ME HOW
THEIR RENT JUST WENT UP.
SO I THOUGHT, SINCE WE HAD
SO MUCH EXTRA ROOM,
WE COULD JUST--
THEY COULD MOVE IN.
WAIT A MINUTE, TODD.
THERE IS NO WAY THEY
CAN MOVE IN HERE.
NOW, FIRST OF ALL,
IT'S HARD ENOUGH JUST
YOU AND I GETTING ALONG.
SECONDLY, WELL, HOW DO YOU THINK
JANE WOULD LIKE IT IF SHE KNEW
I WAS LIVING WITH THREE GIRLS.
YEAH, I SEE WHAT YOU MEAN.
OKAY.
THERE'S JUST
ONE PROBLEM, THOUGH.
WHAT'S THAT, TODD?
[ DOORBELL RINGING ]
I ALREADY ASKED THEM.
[ LAUGHING ]
ALL RIGHT!
WELCOME!
YOU GUYS ARE SO NICE.
IT'S GONNA BE SO MUCH FUN.
RONNIE WILL BE HERE
IN A LITTLE WHILE.
WELL, I'LL TAKE YOUR
STUFF DOWN TO YOUR ROOMS.
THEY HAPPEN TO BE
RIGHT NEXT TO MINE.
[ LAUGHING ]
HEY, YOU GUYS MAKE PLANS
FOR DINNER YET?
WELL, NO, WE HAVEN'T.
WE'LL MAKE IT.
YEAH, WE'RE GOURMET COOKS.
COME ON, KATHY.
[ LAUGHING ]
SEE, AL, OUR OWN
PRIVATE CHEFS.
I HOPE YOU GUYS LIKE
TUNA SANDWICH CASSEROLE.
[ CRASHING ]
OOPS!
HEY, JUST LOOKING
FOR THE BAGS.
MAYBE JUST A LITTLE
MORE OF THE CRUST.
THIS STUFF IS GREAT,
BUT I'VE NEVER HAD
TUNA SANDWICH CASSEROLE MADE
WITH WONDER BREAD BEFORE.
AND MAYONNAISE.
THAT'S OUR SECRET RECIPE.
WELL, WHO FEELS LIKE DANCING?
I DO.
YEAH, AND THERE'S THIS
NEW PLACE THAT OPENED UP
ON VENICE BOULEVARD.
UM, I THINK
I'LL PASS TONIGHT.
ME, TOO.
I NEVER DANCE ON A FULL STOMACH.
OH, WELL, COME ON, CINDY.
LET'S GO GET OUR STUFF.
YEAH.
OKAY, I'LL SEE
YOU GUYS LATER.
UM, ALAN, IF YOU'RE
NOT GONNA FINISH THAT.
BE MY GUEST.
[ LAUGHING ]
HEY, KATHY,
WHAT'S THIS PLACE LIKE?
I DON'T WANT TO BE OVER DRESSED.
SHOULD WE GET RID
OF THE EVIDENCE?
DEFINITELY.
YOU KNOW, I THINK IT'S NICE
YOU KNOW WHAT YOU WANT TO DO
SO EARLY IN YOUR LIFE.
THANK YOU-- YOU KNOW,
YOU'RE THE FIRST PERSON
THAT SAID THAT SINCE
I HAVE BEEN OUT HERE.
I MEAN, YOU OBVIOUSLY
ALREADY FOUND THE RIGHT GIRL.
OBVIOUSLY.
AND A COLLEGE EDUCATION
IS A REAL ASSET.
I'M GOING TO COLLEGE PART-TIME.
YOU ARE?
MMM-HMM.
I DIDN'T KNOW THAT.
WHAT ARE YOU STUDYING?
WELL, RIGHT NOW,
I AM STUDYING ART.
HMM.
BUT I'M TRYING TO GET
INTO THE FASHION INSTITUTE.
I HAVE THIS DREAM THAT I'M
GONNA BE A FASHION DESIGNER.
[ LAUGHING ]
NO KIDDING-- THAT'S GREAT.
DO YOU HAVE ANY DESIGNS YET?
ONLY ABOUT A THOUSAND.
NICE.
AND I EXPERIMENT ON
THE MACHINE IN THE BACK OF THE
SHOP WHENEVER I GET THE CHANCE.
WELL, THAT'S GREAT.
I'D LIKE TO SEE SOME OF
YOUR DESIGNS SOMETIME,
IF-IF YOU DON'T MIND.
OH, THANKS, BUT I NEVER
SHOW MY WORK TO ANYONE.
I GUESS... I'M AFRAID
THEY'LL SAY IT'S NO GOOD.
YEAH, BUT YOU'LL NEVER
KNOW, UNLESS YOU TRY.
YEAH, I KNOW.
[ CRASHING ]
[ LAUGHING ]
WELL, I GUESS THIS
IS THE LAST OF IT.
YEAH.
WILL YOU EXCUSE ME, PLEASE?
MMM-HMM.
I THINK I'LL JUST GO
TAKE A JOG ON THE BEACH
BEFORE I GO TO BED.
WELL, YOU GO AHEAD.
I HAVE A LOT OF WORK TO DO.
[ MUSIC ]
HELLO.
MR. REMINGTON.
HELLO-- THIS IS ALAN FINSTON.
DO YOU HAVE A MINUTE TO GO
OVER SOME FIGURES WITH ME?
SURE.
OH, THANKS.
THIS IS THE OPERATOR.
I HAVE AN EMERGENCY PHONE CALL
FOR ALAN FINSTON
FROM JANE RUTLEDGE.
WILL YOU RELEASE?
I GUESS I WILL, OPERATOR.
THANK YOU.
MR. REMINGTON, I BETTER
GET BACK TO YOU.
OF COURSE.
THANK YOU.
[ PHONE RINGING ]
JANE?
OH, ALAN!
OH!
JANE, HONEY, NICE AND SLOWLY.
TAKE IT EASY.
NOW, TELL ME WHAT'S WRONG.
IT'S THE PHOTOGRAPHER,
JAY SAMUELS!
HE'S ALREADY BOOKED FOR
THE NIGHT OF OUR WEDDING!
[ CRYING ]
JANE THAT'S NOT
THE END OF THE WORLD.
WE-WE CAN GET
ANOTHER PHOTOGRAPHER.
BUT HE'S THE BEST!
HE SHOT MY BROTHER'S WEDDING,
AND HE ALWAYS PROMISED
THAT HE'D DO MINE!
[ CRYING ]
OH, WELL, JANE, I--
IF IT MEANS THAT MUCH TO YOU,
I GUESS WE COULD ALWAYS CHANGE
THE DATE OF THE WEDDING.
I ALREADY TRIED THAT, AND
THEN THE CATERER CAN'T MAKE IT.
AND WE HAVE TO HAVE THAT.
HE'S THE ONLY ONE
THAT MAKES THOSE CUTE
LITTLE WATERMELON SCULPTURES.
[ CRYING ]
JANIE.
MOTHER, I'M ON THE PHONE!
THEN WHY ARE YOU
TALKING IN THE KITCHEN?
JANE, ARE YOU SNACKING?
MOTHER, GET OFF THE PHONE
RIGHT THIS INSTANT!
ALAN, ARE YOU STILL THERE?
I HAD THE WORST DAY TODAY.
[ INDISTINCT ]
[ MUSIC ]
ALAN, WHAT DO YOU THINK
ABOUT THE MELONS?
FOR THE FOOD SCULPTURE, ALAN?
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
HUH?
ALAN, I WISH
YOU'D PAY ATTENTION-- I ASKED
YOU, WHEN DO YOU THINK--
YES, I DO, AND WATERMELON
LOOK TOO CHRISTMASY TOGETHER.
UH, JANE, DO YOU THINK
WE CAN DISCUSS THIS
SOME OTHER TIME?
I'M REALLY TIRED.
OH.
OH, OKAY.
KISSY, KISSY, KISS.
UH, SAME TO YOU.
ALAN!
KISSY, KISSY, KISS.
[ SIGHS ]
KISSY, KISSY, KISS.
MY FIANCÉE.
HOW NICE-- DOES SHE
CALL YOU EVERY NIGHT?
IT SEEMS LIKE IT.
YOU TWO MUST HAVE A VERY
TRUSTING RELATIONSHIP.
I MEAN, FOR HER TO LET YOU
HAVE THREE GIRLS STAYING HERE.
OH, YES, VERY TRUSTING.
COME ON, GIRLS.
LET'S GET STARTED.
HERE.
OH, THIS IS GONNA BE GREAT.
TODD, DON'T YOU THINK
YOU SHOULD HAVE
TOLD ALAN ABOUT THIS?
NAH, I WANT TO SURPRISE HIM.
WAIT TILL HE SEE'S WHAT KIND
OF BUSINESS THIS PLACE CAN DO.
YEAH.
WELL, MR. AND MRS. BENDER,
WE'RE CERTAINLY HAPPY THAT
YOU'RE GOING WITH US
TO SEE OUR LITTLE STORE.
I'M SURE THAT YOU WILL FIND IT
ONE OF THE MOST CHARMING
RETAIL ESTABLISHMENTS ON
THE MARKET-- AN IDEAL SITUATION
FOR A HAPPILY MARRIED
COUPLE LIKE YOU.
[ LAUGHING ]
[ MUSIC ]
HEY, DON'T FORGET.
YOU SAID WE'LL GET TO SIT IN
THE FRONT ROW FOR HELPING YOU.
DON'T YOU GUYS FORGET
YOU PROMISED TO KEEP
YOUR HANDS TO YOURSELVES
DURING THE CONTEST.
YEAH.
[ INDISTINCT CHATTER ]
KATHY, KATHY!
WHAT?
COME ON, YOU GOT TO HURRY UP.
THERE ARE A LOT OF GIRLS.
I'M WORKING AS FAST AS I CAN.
[ LAUGHING ]
THIS SUIT WILL SHOW OFF
YOUR TAN LINES.
Loraine Bender: FIX YOUR TIE.
Julius Bender: YES, DEAR.
SIT UP.
I'M SORRY.
UH, TELL ME, MR. BENDER,
WHAT SORT OF QUALITIES ARE
YOU LOOKING FOR IN THE SHOP?
WELL, I WAS THINKING--
THE MAIN THING WE'RE
LOOKING FOR IS AN ATMOSPHERE
THAT IS PEACEFUL AND QUIET.
PEACEFUL AND QUIET.
WELL, THEN, I'M SURE
IDA'S BIKINI SHOP IS THE
IDEAL SITUATION FOR YOU.
ISN'T THAT RIGHT, ALAN?
OH, YES, YOU'VE NEVER SEEN
A MORE PEACEFUL
AND QUIET SHOP.
WE WANT SKIN!
[ CHEERING AND APPLAUSE ]
ALL RIGHT!
HEY, HOW'S IT GOING, FOLKS?
HEY, ALL RIGHT-- LET'S PARTY!
WE'RE HAVING SOME FUN, NOW.
WE WANT GIRLS!
OKAY, I'M GLAD TO SEE THAT
EVERYONE IS SO ENTHUSIASTIC.
NOW ON BEHALF OF
IDA'S BIKINI SHOP,
I'D LIKE TO WELCOME YOU ALL
TO THE SEXIEST TAN CONTEST.
OWW!
[ CHEERING AND APPLAUSE ]
WELL, I SEE WE STILL HAVE
A FEW MINUTES HERE
BEFORE 12 O'CLOCK.
SO IF I MAY, I'D LIKE TO
TELL YOU A LITTLE BIT
ABOUT OUR HUMBLE ESTABLISHMENT.
IT WAS FOUNDED
WAY BACK WHEN IN 1960--
[ CROWD BOOING ]
ON THE OTHER HAND,
THERE IS NO REASON THAT WE
HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL EXACTLY NOON
TO GET THE WHOLE THING STARTED.
SO, WOULD YOU WELCOME, PLEASE,
CONTESTANT NUMBER ONE,
MISS SHARENE AMBERS.
COME ON OUT HERE.
OWW!
[ MUSIC ]
[ CHEERING ]
[ MUSIC ]
SENSATIONAL.
WELL, LISTEN--
OKAY, THAT'S A VERY NICE
TAN YOU'VE GOT THERE.
BUT SHARENE, BEFORE WE LET
OUR AUDIENCE VOTE ON YOU,
I'M SURE THEY'D LIKE TO KNOW
JUST A LITTLE BIT ABOUT YOU.
AM I RIGHT?
[ CHEERING ]
OKAY-- WHAT ARE
YOUR GOALS IN LIFE?
I DON'T KNOW.
[ CHEERING ]
OKAY-- GOOD ANSWER, OKAY.
LET'S HERE IT FOR
CONTESTANT NUMBER ONE.
BEAUTIFUL.
HOW ABOUT INTRODUCING
CONTESTANT NUMBER TWO.
AND WHAT IS
YOUR NAME, SWEETHEART?
HI-- I'M LINDA RYAN.
[ MUSIC ]
HEY, I WOULDN'T EXACTLY
SAY YOU'RE GONNA MAKE A
MILLION DOLLARS OUT OF THE
BUSINESS, BUT YOU WON'T FIND
A MORE RESTFUL, PEACEFUL PLACE
THAN WHICH TO SPEND YOUR TIME.
BEAUTIFUL SALT AIR, LOVELY
SUNSHINE-- AN IDEAL SITUATION
FOR A HAPPILY MARRIED
COUPLE LIKE YOU.
[ MUSIC ]
I WANT A BIKINI LIKE
THE SECOND CONTESTANT'S WEARING.
OH, OKAY-- HEY, RONNIE,
ANOTHER SLING SHOT.
SIZE SEVEN.
I WANT A BIKINI, TOO.
[ MUSIC ]
[ CHEERING ]
UNBELIEVABLE-- LET'S HEAR IT.
NOW, KATHLEEN, IT SEEMS TO ME,
YOU HAVE AN UNFAIR
ADVANTAGE HERE.
BUT THAT'S OKAY.
WOULD YOU WELCOME, PLEASE,
CONTESTANT NUMBER FOUR,
MISS MARGIE HILL.
[ MUSIC ]
ARE WE HERE?
NO, WE'RE STILL HOME.
OH.
WHY DON'T WE, UH, WALK
AROUND TO THE FRONT SO THAT
YOU CAN GET A FEEL OF
THE PEACE AND SERENITY
OF THE SHOP, HUH?
I WONDER WHERE THAT
MUSIC'S COMING FROM.
[ MUSIC ]
[ CHEERING ]
MARGIE, UH, IT'S-IT'S GONNA
BE KINDA HARD TO JUDGE YOU.
YOU DON'T SEEM TO HAVE
ANY TAN LINES AT ALL.
WELL, THAT'S BECAUSE I
SUNBATHE A NATURAL.
OH, NO.
[ CHEERING AND APPLAUSE ]
WHOA!
UH, WILL YOU COME ON?
HUH, WHAT'S THAT?
WE'LL TAKE IT-WE'LL TAKE IT.
I THINK WE'VE GOT A WINNER.
[ CHEERING AND APPLAUSE ]
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
HERE COMES ALAN FINSTON,
THE PRINCIPLE OWNER OF
IDA'S BIKINI SHOP, AND UH,
HE'S THE MAN RESPONSIBLE
FOR TODAY'S EVENT.
WHY DON'T YOU LET HIM KNOW
HOW YOU LIKE IT SO FAR?
[ CHEERING AND APPLAUSE ]
ALAN, YOUR BROTHER WAS
JUST TRYING TO IMPRESS YOU.
JUST RELAX AND ENJOY
YOURSELF FOR ONCE.
[ CHEERING AND APPLAUSE ]
[ INDISTINCT CHATTER ]
TAKE IT ALL OFF.
JOIN THE PARTY.
COME ON-- JOIN THE PARTY.
YEAH!
I'M WITH THE SHOW!
[ CHEERING AND APPLAUSE ]
OKAY, EVERYBODY,
NOW THIS IS A PUBLIC BEACH.
WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO SHUT THIS
WHOLE THING DOWN, RIGHT NOW.
[ CROWD BOOING ]
WAIT A MINUTE.
WAIT A MINUTE-- IT'S OKAY.
WE'LL CONTINUE THE PARTY
LATER TONIGHT.
ALL RIGHT!
AT OUR HOUSE,
1200 OCEAN BEACH DRIVE.
[ MUSIC ]
TODD, I NEED ONE BLOODY MARY,
ONE TEQUILA SUNRISE,
AND A TOM COLLINS.
COMIN' UP.
AND, IT'S ON.
AND I USUALLY USE
NUMBER SIX FOR MY FACE.
NOW, I START WITH NUMBER FOUR
FOR MY ARMS, AND IF I DON'T
GET TOO BURNED, I MOVE
DOWN TO NUMBER TWO.
[ LAUGHING ]
YOU DON'T USE SUNBLOCK, DO YOU?
I ONCE BROKE UP WITH A GUY
BECAUSE HE USED SUNBLOCK.
CINDY, HAVE YOU SEEN
RONNIE ANYWHERE?
WELL, I THINK SHE'S UPSTAIRS.
MARGIE, THIS IS CINDY.
SHE USES NUMBER EIGHT.
OH, YOU DO?
I USE NUMBER EIGHT, BUT ONLY
WHEN IT'S REALLY BRIGHT OUTSIDE.
IT'S TOO HOT, AND I DON'T
WANNA BURN MY FACE.
YOU HAVE A GREAT TAN.
WHAT ELSE DO YOU USE?
OH.
[ MUSIC ]
[ LAUGHING ]
[ PHONE RINGING ]
HELLO-- WHAT?
I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHO'S THIS?
WHO'S THIS?
[ BELCHES ]
COME ON!
WHOA!
HORS D'OEUVRES?
MM... THANKS.
MM... WHAT IS THIS?
PORK TAR-TAR.
EW!
COME ON, THE SUMO
WRESTLING FINALS ARE ON.
WHOA.
[ LAUGHING ]
I DIDN'T KNOW AUNT IDA
HAD IT IN HER.
ALL RIGHT, THIS IS IT.
WHOA.
SHE ALWAYS SAID SHE WANTED
TO GO AROUND THE WORLD.
ALL RIGHT, THIS IS
THE LAST BUTTON.
THIS HAS GOT TO BE IT.
[ MOANING ]
AUNT IDA.
REMINGTON.
[ MUSIC ]
CAN I JOIN YOU?
UH, GOD.
DON'T LET ME WAKE UP THIS TIME.
ALAN, UM, I THINK
YOU'RE GETTING DRUNK.
UH, MAYBE SO,
BUT WHILE I AM,
I WANNA TELL YOU SOMETHING.
I THINK I'M GONNA BE SORRY
WHEN I SELL THE STORE.
I MEAN, YOU PROBABLY
WOULDN'T BELIEVE THIS,
BUT I HAVE HAD A LOT OF FUN
THESE PAST FEW WEEKS.
I EVEN STARTED TO ENJOY
BEING AROUND TODD.
[ LAUGHING ]
I'M REALLY GONNA MISS
WORKING WITH YOU GIRLS.
WE'RE GONNA
MISS YOU GUYS, TOO.
LOOK, RONNIE, THERE'S
SOMETHING I WANNA SAY TO YOU.
WELL, IT'S...
WELL, IT'S JUST THIS.
AHH!
ALAN, ALAN, WHAT'S WRONG?
ALAN, ALAN, WHAT DO YOU--
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
ARE YOU OKAY?
HI, JANE.
ALAN, WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
I CAME OUT HERE TONIGHT
BECAUSE I THOUGHT
YOU MIGHT BE LONELY.
OH, WELL, THIS IS SORT
OF A PROMOTION FOR THE STORE.
OH, RONNIE, THIS IS JANE,
MY FIANCÉE.
JANE, THIS IS RONNIE.
SHE WORKS IN THE STORE.
HI.
I'M GONNA LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE.
I'M JUST GONNA UP
TO MY ROOM AND CHANGE.
YOU LIVE HERE?
I THOUGHT YOU KNEW.
NO, I DIDN'T!
WELL, AT LEAST YOU
HAVE YOUR OWN BEDROOM.
OH, NO-- I SHARE IT
WITH THE OTHER TWO GIRLS.
I-I-I CAN'T JUST TELL THEM
TO LEAVE TONIGHT, JANE.
THEY GAVE UP THEIR APARTMENT.
OKAY FINE, THEN WE'LL
JUST GO TO A HOTEL.
HEY AL, WHAT'S GOIN' ON?
JANE, THIS IS
MY BROTHER, TODD.
TODD, THIS IS MY FIANCÉE, JANE.
HI, JANE.
WELCOME TO THE FAMILY.
[ BELCHES ]
NICE GIRL.
AND ANOTHER SHRIMP COCKTAIL
FOR THE LADY.
SO, DADDY SAID TO TELL YOU
THAT YOU DRIVE A HARD BARGAIN,
BUT YOU COULD HAVE YOUR FIRST
RAISE AFTER THREE MONTHS, HON.
BUT, JANE, I DIDN'T
EVEN ASK FOR A RAISE.
OH, ALAN, JUST TAKE
WHAT'S COMING TO YOU ANYWAY.
I HAVEN'T TOLD YOU WHAT
THE BEST NEW IS YET.
WHAT'S THAT?
WE NOW HAVE A BEAUTIFUL
NEW HOME TO MOVE INTO
RIGHT AFTER THE WEDDING.
IT'S GOT TENNIS COURTS, A POOL,
MAID SERVICE, AND IT'S NOT
GONNA COST US A PENNY.
YOU DON'T MEAN--
MY PARENTS GUEST HOUSE.
OH, ALAN YOU'RE ALWAYS
TELLING ME TO BE MORE
PRACTICAL, AND DADDY SAYS
WE CAN LIVE THERE
FOR OUR FIRST YEAR.
IT'S GONNA BE SO MUCH FUN,
ALAN, AND WE CAN HAVE DINNER
WITH MY PARENTS EVERY NIGHT.
OH, DADDY TOLD ME
TO TELL YOU THAT HE WANTS
TO TEACH YOU TENNIS.
JANE, I-I REALLY DON'T
THINK THAT MOVING IN WITH--
ALL THE HARD WORK IS
GONNA BE THE DECORATING.
WHAT DO YOU THINK
ABOUT AQUA, ALAN?
JANE, HONEY, YOU'VE BEEN
TALKING ALL THROUGH DINNER,
BUT NOW I'D LIKE TO SAY
SOMETHING TO YOU.
WHAT, ALAN?
WELL... NOW I KNOW THAT
WE'VE HAD OUR FUTURE PLANNED
FOR A LONG TIME,
BUT YOU SHOULD SEE HOW
GREAT IT IS LIVING OUT HERE.
IT'S-IT'S SO RELAXING,
HAVING A PLACE ON THE BEACH,
AND I THINK THAT
IF YOU GAVE IT A CHANCE,
YOU'D REALLY ENJOY IT, TOO.
WHAT ARE YOU SAYING, ALAN?
WELL-WELL-WELL, JUST THIS.
WE COULD GET MARRIED,
AND THEN LIVE OUT HERE.
I REALLY ENJOY RUNNING
MY OWN STORE, AND YOU COULD
BECOME INVOLVED, TOO.
IT MAY NOT BE A WHOLE LOT
OF MONEY AT FIRST,
BUT AFTER A WHILE--
I CANT BELIEVE
WHAT YOU'RE SAYING.
I'VE WORKED SO HARD TO MAKE
THESE PLANS FOR US, AND NOW
YOU WANNA THROW IT ALL AWAY
ON THE BIKINI STORE.
I THINK YOU CARE MORE ABOUT
THOSE SHOW OFF SALES GIRLS THAN
YOU DO ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE.
NO, NO, JANE,
THAT'S NOT IT, REALLY.
I'VE DONE EVERYTHING
I CAN TO MAKE YOU HAPPY.
I KNOW THAT.
I-I-I KNOW, JANE.
PROMISE ME YOU'LL SELL
THE STORE RIGHT AWAY?
OH, GOD!
EXCUSE ME, SIR.
WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE
THE DESSERT CART?
NO, NOT NOW.
MAYBE WE'LL JUST TAKE A LOOK.
ALAN?
HMM?
WAS IT GOOD FOR YOU?
YEAH, JANE, IT WAS.
NOW, AREN'T YOU GLAD YOU
DECIDED TO SELL THAT STORE?
SURE I AM.
OH, UGH.
I STILL FEEL NAUSEOUS
FROM LAST NIGHT.
WHY'D YOU LET ME EAT
SO MUCH, ALAN?
I'M SORRY YOU'RE NOT
FEELING VERY WELL, JANE.
MAYBE YOU SHOULD JUST
TAKE IT EASY TODAY.
I HAVE A LOT OF THINGS TO
TAKE CARE OF AT THE STORE.
OH, NO, YOU DON'T.
IT IS MY FIRST TIME
IN CALIFORNIA.
YOU'RE TAKIN' ME
SIGHT-SEEIN', HON.
BUT, JANE,
IF YOU'RE NOT FEELING--
I WANNA GO SIGHTSEEING.
YOU'RE NOT GONNA MAKE ME
CRY AGAIN, ARE YOU?
NO, NO, YOU'RE RIGHT.
LET'S GO SIGHTSEEING.
WHERE WOULD YOU
LIKE TO GO, JANE?
UH, DISNEYLAND?
NO, RODEO DRIVE.
NOW, I'M GONNA
TAKE A SHOWER, HON.
WOULD YOU BE A DEAR
AND CALL ROOM SERVICE?
I'D LIKE SOME
BLUEBERRY PANCAKES.
JANE, YOU ASKED ME TO
HELP YOU STAY ON YOUR DIET.
I CAN'T SHOP
ON AN EMPTY STOMACH.
I'LL START MY DIET
RIGHT AFTER BREAKFAST.
SURE YOU WANNA WAIT,
MR. REMINGTON?
OH, YES, YES.
OKAY, SEE YOU LATER.
RIGHT.
HI.
JANE AND I WERE OUT SHOPPING.
I CAME AS SOON AS I COULD.
UH, WHAT'S UP?
ALAN, I THINK WE HAVE AN
EXCELLENT CHANCE FOR A SALE.
OH, NO KIDDING.
WHO'S THE BUYER?
WELL, HIS NAME
IS ERIC GREENE.
I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT
HIM EXCEPT THAT HE HAS A LOT
OF MONEY, AND HE'S WILLING
TO PAY CASH.
HE'S COMING BY TO SEE THE PLACE
FIRST THING IN THE MORNING,
SO I HAD THE GIRLS CLEAN IT UP.
OH, YEAH-- GREAT IDEA.
THANKS A LOT, MR. REMINGTON.
YOU BET.
SEE YOU TOMORROW.
singing: TINY BUBBLES
OH, ALOHA, MR. R.
ALOHA MEANS "HELLO"
AND "GOODBYE!"
GOODBYE!
singing: FROM HAWAII
PURE CANE SUGAR
NOW YOU SAY
PURE CANE SUGAR FROM HAWAII
TODD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
WE'RE TALKING VERY HIGH
CONCEPT MARKETING STRATEGY
FOR TOMORROW.
INSIDE ONE OF THESE BALLOONS
IS A FREE TRIP TO HAWAII, MAN.
BUY A BIKINI, POP A BALLOON.
TODD, THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
WE JUST HAD THE PLACE
STRAIGHTENED UP.
MR. REMINGTON FOUND A BUYER.
WAIT A MINUTE-- I THOUGHT
YOU WERE BEGINNING TO LIKE
WHAT WE HAD GOING ON HERE.
TODD, I NEVER SAID I
WASN'T GONNA SELL THE STORE.
IT'S JANE, ISN'T IT?
ALAN, ARE YOU GONNA LET
THE GIRL RUN YOUR LIFE?
NO-NO-NO-- NO ONE RUNS
MY LIFE, TODD, INCLUDING YOU.
NOW, WHY DON'T YOU JUST GET
RID OF THIS MESS YOU JUST
MADE, OKAY, BECAUSE I SAY
WE'RE SELLING THE STORE.
WELL, I SAY WE'RE NOT
SELLING THE STORE.
I THINK WE SHOULD--
GODDAMNIT, TODD, IT DOESN'T
MATTER WHAT YOU THINK.
IT NEVER HAS MATTERED.
I OWN 51%
OF THIS STORE, TODD.
I GUESS I'D
FORGOTTEN ABOUT THAT.
DO WHATEVER YOU WANT.
THEY OWE ME MY SHARE IN HAWAII.
[ HORN HONKING ]
HEY, LOOK OUT.
[ HORN HONKING ]
HEY, MR. GREENE.
I'M RICHARD REMINGTON,
WE'VE TALKED ON THE PHONE.
Eric Greene: CHARMED.
OH, EH, YES!
THIS IS ALAN FINSTON,
THE PRINCIPLE OWNER,
IN CASE YOU HAVE ANY
SPECIAL QUESTIONS.
UH, HELLO.
IF YOU'D LIKE TO,
FEEL FREE TO LOOK AROUND.
THAT WON'T BE NECESSARY.
THE ESCROW PAPERS, PLEASE.
I'M READY TO SIGN.
OH, YES.
I HAVE THEM RIGHT HERE.
UH, MR. GREENE, BEFORE YOU
DECIDE, DON'T YOU THINK YOU
WANNA LOOK OVER THE STOCK
A LITTLE BIT?
UGH!
NO, THANK YOU.
OH, WELL, THE BOOKS.
DON'T YOU THINK YOU
BETTER CHECK THOSE BOOKS?
I'M NOT CONCERNED WITH
YOUR BOOKS, MR. FINSTON.
EVERYTHING SEEMS
TO BE OKAY HERE.
[ MUSIC ]
SO, MR. GREENE, HAVE YOU
ALWAYS BEEN INVOLVED IN RETAIL?
RETAIL?
[ LAUGHING ]
I FIND IT UTTERLY REPUGNANT.
NO, I'M GOING TO MAKE A FEW
STRUCTURAL CHANGES TO THIS
PLACE, AND THEN TURN IT INTO
RECRUITMENT AND MEDITATION
CENTER FOR MY ORGANIZATION--
THE HOLISTIC CHURCH
OF TRUTH AND TRANQUILITY.
WE ARE OFFERING
AN ALTERNATIVE LIFE-STYLE
FOR YOUNG PEOPLE SEEKING
INNER PEACE THROUGH MEDIATION,
PRAYER, AND FORFEITURE
OF ALL WORLDLY POSSESSIONS.
PERHAPS YOU AND THE REST OF
YOUR STAFF MIGHT BE INTERESTED
IN JOINING OUR CHURCH.
YOU MAY FIND YOURSELF SEEKING
A NEW DIRECTION IN LIFE,
NOW THAT YOU WILL BE UNEMPLOYED.
GOOD DAY.
MR. GREENE, WAIT A MINUTE.
I'M AFRAID I'VE CHANGED MY MIND.
I BEG YOUR PARDON?
THIS STORE IS NOT FOR SALE.
[ LAUGHING ]
MR. FINSTON,
YOU'VE ALREADY SOLD IT.
I OWN IT NOW.
WELL, THEN I WANT
TO BUY IT BACK.
ALAN FINSTON, JUST WHAT--
SHUT UP, JANE!
MR. GREENE, HOW 'BOUT IT?
MR. FINSTON, I'M A
REASONABLE MAN AND NOT
WITHOUT SENTIMENT.
THERE IS ANOTHER LOCATION
AVAILABLE UP THE STREET
WHICH MAY SUIT OUR NEEDS.
YOU KNOW, I THINK I'M GONNA
LET YOU BUY YOUR STORE BACK.
YOU ARE?
YES, AND I ESTIMATE
THE PLACE IS WORTH $66,000.
BUT THAT'S $6,000 MORE
THAN YOU PAID FOR IT.
PRECISELY, AND I'LL EXPECT
THE 6,000 IN CASH TWO WEEKS FROM
TODAY, OR THERE'S NO SALE.
GOOD DAY.
WOW, ALAN, YOU WERE GREAT.
BUT WE CAN'T POSSIBLY
RAISE $6,000 IN TWO WEEKS.
YES, WE CAN.
WE'LL FIND A WAY.
ALAN FINSTON,
WHAT'S COME OVER YOU?
IF YOU INTEND TO GO
THROUGH WITH THIS IDIOCY,
YOU AND I ARE THROUGH.
JANE... YOU'RE RIGHT.
YOU AND I ARE THROUGH.
[ LAUGHING ]
WOW, ALAN, WHAT MADE
YOU DECIDE TO DO THAT?
I DON'T KNOW.
I GUESS I JUST HATE AQUA.
HUH?
NEVER MIND-- POINT IS,
I LOVE THIS STORE,
AND I LOVE ALL OF YOU.
AND I INTEND TO FIGHT
TO KEEP WHAT WE HAVE.
WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO WORK
TOGETHER NIGHT AND DAY
TO PULL THIS OFF.
RIGHT!
I JUST WISH I KNEW
WHERE TO REACH TODD.
DID YOU MAIL
THE INVITATIONS, DEAR?
YES, ON THE WAY HOME,
ALL 300 OF THEM.
GOOD.
NOW, WHO ARE WE GOING
TO SEAT AT THE HEAD TABLE?
[ PHONE RINGING ]
HELLO?
OH, DADDY!
PRINCESS?
PRINCESS, WHAT IS IT?
WELL, THIS IS ALL WE HAVE.
YEAH.
I'VE GOT IT.
WE HAVE A GIANT SALE.
IT'LL BE THE BIGGEST
PROMOTION THIS STORE
HAS EVER HAD.
HEY, TODD.
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?
THE HONOLULU AIRPORT
WAS SNOWED IN.
LOOK, TODD.
I KNOW I HAVEN'T GIVEN YOU
MUCH OF A CHANCE SINCE I GOT
OUT HERE, BUT IF YOU JUST
GIVE ME ANOTHER CHANCE,
I'D LIKE TO SEE WHAT WE CAN
ACCOMPLISH WHEN WE JOIN FORCES.
OKAY?
SURE, YOU GOT IT.
AND I JUST KNOW
IT'S ALL BECAUSE OF
THAT STUPID BIKINI STORE.
SON OF A BITCH-- YOU KNOW
WHAT I'VE SPENT ALREADY
ON THE CATERING ALONE?
ISN'T THERE SOMETHING
YOU CAN DO, DEAR?
YOU HAVE CONNECTIONS
IN CALIFORNIA.
YEAH.
UNFORTUNATELY, PROMOTIONS
COST MONEY.
WE BARELY MADE A PROFIT
ON THAT SUNTAN CONTEST.
DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY
BIKINIS WE'D HAVE TO SELL
TO MAKE $6,000?
I'LL GO GET THE COFFEE.
WE DON'T EVEN HAVE ENOUGH
BIKINIS IN STOCK TO BRING
IN THAT KIND OF MONEY.
WE COULD ORDER MORE?
NO, I'M AFRAID NOT.
WE DON'T HAVE ANY CREDIT,
AND WE DON'T HAVE THE CASH.
THE HOUSE?
AUNT IDA WORKED IT
TO THE HILL, JUST TO KEEP
THE BUSINESS GOING.
UH, MR. REMINGTON?
HE STOPPED RETURNING
MY CALLS.
HEY-HEY.
WHAT?
ALL WE NEED IS A
FANTASTIC NEW LINE OF BIKINIS
THAT EVERYBODY WILL WANNA BUY,
THAT WON'T COST US A DIME.
HEY, IF ONLY
ONE OF US KNEW HOW TO--
RONNIE!
WHAT?!
YOU ARE GONNA DESIGN
OUR NEW LINE OF BIKINIS.
BUT I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN.
WELL, RONNIE, I THINK
IT'S TIME YOU FOUND OUT.
BUT YOU MUST FIND IT.
ONE OF YOUR SALES GIRLS
SAID SHE PUT IT AWAY FOR ME.
I KNOW, I'M LOOKING.
HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSED
TO TIE THIS?
I'M NOT SURE.
WAIT FOR ONE MINUTE WHILE I--
DON'T YOU HAVE
ANY TOPS WITH DART?
DARTS?
THIS IS RIDICULOUS!
WHERE ARE YOUR
SALES GIRLS, ANYWAY?
NO, IT'S STILL NOT RIGHT.
IT'S OKAY, RONNIE.
YOU'LL THINK OF SOMETHING.
YEAH, WE STILL HAVE TIME.
[ KNOCKING ON DOOR ]
COME IN.
I THOUGHT THIS DAY
WOULD NEVER END.
HOW'D IT GO IN HERE?
WELL, YOU CAN'T RUSH
THESE THINGS, YOU KNOW.
YEAH, I'M A LOUSY MODEL.
CAN'T EVEN STAND STILL.
THANKS, BUT IT'S MY FAULT.
I HAVEN'T COME UP WITH A THING.
WAIT TILL YOU GUYS SEE THIS.
WE'RE ALL SET.
THIS HOSPITAL SUPPLY HOUSE
IS GOING OUT OF BUSINESS.
I GOT ALL THIS STUFF...
FOR ALMOST NOTHING.
SURGICAL GOWNS,
DOZENS OF THEM.
THERE MUST BE HUNDREDS OF
YARDS OF MATERIAL IN HERE.
WE CAN USE IT TO
MAKE THE BIKINIS.
LOOK AT THIS-- SURGICAL THREAD,
NEEDLES, SCISSORS--
EVERYTHING WE NEED.
WELL, I HAD TO SPEND
THE REST OF OUR MONEY,
BUT FROM NOW ON, THESE BIKINIS
ARE GONNA BE 100% PROFIT.
WHAT'S WITH HIM?
TODD, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO
WITH ALL THIS GREEN STUFF?
YEAH, WHAT KIND OF
A LOOK WOULD THAT BE?
THE LATEST IN
HIGH FASHION HOSPITAL.
THE COOLEST.
[ LAUGHING ]
I GOT IT.
WHAT?
[ WHISTLE BLOWING ]
ATTENTION-- GET SET FOR IDA'S
BIKINI SHOP FASHION PREVIEW.
THE LOOK THIS SUMMER
IS MILITARY.
SO LOOK OUT BECAUSE THE TROOPS
HAVE LANDED ON THE BEACH.
[ LAUGHING ]
[ MUSIC ]
I NEVER WANTED TO REGISTER
FOR THE DRAFT.
WHERE DO I ENLIST?
FANTASTIC, YOU DID IT.
THEY WERE ABSOLUTELY FANTASTIC.
UNBELIEVABLE.
YEAH.
JUST REMEMBER, YOU GUYS,
WE HAVE TO SELL 150 OF THESE
BY A WEEK FROM SATURDAY.
UH, LET'S THINK ABOUT
THAT IN THE MORNING.
I'M GOING TO BED.
YEAH, ME, TOO.
CAN I COME WITH YOU?
WE CAN PRACTICE
MILITARY MANEUVERS.
I KNOW SOME GREAT WAR GAMES.
WANNA SEE MY BAYONET TRICKS?
I'M REALLY PROUD OF YOU.
I'VE BEEN REALLY PROUD OF
YOU, TOO, THESE PAST FEW WEEKS.
[ MUSIC ]
HEY, ALAN.
OH, TODD.
I'M SORRY-- I'M TOO BUSY.
LOOK AT THIS--
AT THE RATE WE'RE GOING,
WE'RE GONNA BE LUCKY TO
FINISH THESE BIKINIS BY
NEXT FRIDAY, ALL RIGHT?
RIGHT.
WELL, THAT GIVES US JUST
ONE DAY FOR YOUR BIG SALE.
HOW ARE WE GONNA SELL 150
BATHING SUITS IN ONE DAY?
DON'T WORRY, WE CAN DO IT.
THIS IS GONNA BE THE BIGGEST
BEACH PARTY ANYBODY
AROUND HERE HAS EVER SEEN.
I DON'T KNOW, TODD.
IF THIS IS ANOTHER EXCUSE
FOR ONE OF YOUR BIG PARTIES.
HEY, I THOUGHT WE WERE
WORKING TOGETHER NOW?
YOU'RE RIGHT, WE ARE.
BESIDES, IT IS A GOOD
EXCUSE TO HAVE A PARTY.
JUST KIDDING.
AND NOW THEY'RE MAKING
THEIR OWN BIKINIS IN THE STORE,
SO THEY CAN RAISE $6,000.
I HAVE A CLIENT OUT HERE
WHO HOLDS A SEAT ON
THE PLANNING COMMISSION.
I THINK HE'LL BE ABLE
TO HELP US.
DON'T YOU WORRY, PRINCESS.
ALAN IS GOING TO MARRY YOU.
I DON'T EVEN
WANNA MARRY HIM ANYMORE.
I JUST WANNA RUIN HIS LIFE.
WHOA, THE JUNGLE LOOK.
YEAH.
HEY.
[ LAUGHING ]
HERE-- PUT THIS ON.
MARSHAL'S OFFICE.
YOU'RE BEING CITED FOR
A ZONING VIOLATION.
ALL RIGHT, STEP
OVER HERE, GUYS.
WHAT?
WE HAVE A CEASE
AND ASSIST ORDER.
NOT MORE MANUFACTURING
ON THE PREMISE.
WHAT?!
JOEY, WANNA GIVE ME
A HAND WITH THESE?
NO, YOU CAN'T TAKE THESE.
COME ON.
WE WERE INSTRUCTED TO
IMPOUND THESE UNTIL YOUR
SCHEDULED HEARING ON JULY 19th.
THAT-THAT-THAT'S
TWO WEEKS AWAY.
HEY, YOU GOT
A REAL SMART KID HERE.
ANOTHER STINKIN' SWEAT SHOP.
COME ON, JOE.
[ MUSIC ]
OKAY, LOOK, WE STILL
GOT A WEEK, RIGHT?
SO, WE'LL STAY RIGHT HERE,
AND WE'LL SEW AS MANY
BIKINIS AS WE CAN BY HAND.
BUT WE WON'T BE ABLE
TO GET HALF AS MANY DONE
AS WE COULD HAVE.
WELL, THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
WE'LL PROMOTE THE FACT
THAT THEY'RE HAND SEWN,
AND WE'LL DOUBLE THE PRICES.
I JUST WISH YOU
TWO KNEW HOW TO SEW.
TELL 'EM, ALAN.
TODD.
TELL US WHAT?
IN HIGH SCHOOL, I GOT
AN "A" IN HOME ECONOMICS.
[ LAUGHING ]
HE WAS TOPS IN HIS CLASS
AT SEWING.
OKAY, BETSY ROSS,
GET TO WORK.
OH, BUT, UH, TODD AND I
HAVE A LOT TO DO THIS AFTERNOON.
DON'T WORRY-- I'LL TAKE
CARE OF THE PROMOTION, AND
GETTING EVERYTHING READY
FOR THE SALE.
OH, TODD, THERE'S-THERE'S
MUCH TOO MUCH LABOR INVOLVED FOR
YOU TO HANDLE IT BY YOURSELF.
NO PROBLEM.
I GOT IT ALL ARRANGED.
[ WHISTLES ]
OKAY, MAN, WE'RE READY.
WHAT DO WE DO FIRST?
YEAH, I'LL BE RIGHT THERE.
HOW'D YOU GET THEM TO HELP?
I MADE 'EM AN OFFER
THEY COULDN'T REFUSE.
[ MUSIC ]
HI.
HUH?
THIS IS GREAT!
WELCOME TO THE FRONT LINES.
NICE JOB!
THIS IS FOR YOU.
THANK YOU!
ALL RIGHT, GUYS, LET'S DO IT.
[ CHEERING AND APPLAUSE ]
ATTENTION-- THE LOOK THIS
SUMMER IS MILITARY, SO WATCH
OUT 'CAUSE THE TROOPS
HAVE LANDED ON THE BEACH.
[ MUSIC ]
[ INDISTINCT CHATTER ]
OH, DADDY, WE STILL HAVE
TWO HOURS TO GET TO THE AIRPORT.
CAN'T WE GO BY AND WATCH THEM
CLOSE THE SHOP DOWN?
OKAY, PRINCESS,
WHATEVER YOU WANT.
CAN I HELP YOU?
THAT ONE'S SO CUTE ON YOU.
I LOVE IT.
THANKS A LOT.
HAVE A GOOD DAY.
GENTLEMEN, WELCOME.
REMEMBER, PEEPING IS A
PRIVILEGE, NOT A RIGHT.
PLEASE REMAIN SEATED AT ALL
TIMES, KEEP YOUR HANDS
AT YOUR SIDES.
IF YOU NEED OXYGEN,
A MASK WILL FALL FROM
THE CONSOLE ABOVE YOUR HEAD.
THANK YOU-- HAVE A NICE DAY.
HEY, THANKS, MAN.
WE'LL WORK FOR
YOU DUDES ANYTIME.
ANYTHING TO FURTHER THE
EDUCATION OF YOUNG AMERICANS.
[ MUSIC ]
THANKS AGAIN.
[ MUSIC ]
WHAT'S GOING ON OUT THERE?
DADDY, CAREFUL,
IT'S MY NEW DRESS.
I KNOW THAT.
I JUST SHELLED OUT
EIGHT HUNDRED BUCKS FOR IT.
[ MUSIC ]
[ CHEERING AND APPLAUSE ]
OH, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
THANK YOU-- WE'D LIKE TO
DIRECT YOUR ATTENTION TO
THE OBSTACLE COURSE.
[ INDISTINCT ]
DADDY!
COME ON!
ALL RIGHT, GIRLS,
ON YOUR MARK, GET SET...
[ GUNSHOT FIRES ]
[ CHEERING AND APPLAUSE ]
ONE, TWO, THREE,
SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT.
ALL RIGHT, I WANT EVERYBODY
TO STOP WHAT THEY'RE
DOING RIGHT NOW.
I WANT ALL YOU CUSTOMERS
TO STEP OUTSIDE THE STORE.
COME ON, BACK THERE.
LET'S GO.
MOVE IT-MOVE IT-MOVE IT.
COME ON, LET'S GO.
STEP-STEP-STEP.
MOVE IT.
COME ON, WHAT IS THIS?
COME ON-- ALL RIGHT.
ARE YOU ALAN FINSTON?
YES, I AM.
DO YOU HAVE A PERMIT TO
PROMOTE THE SALE OF MERCHANDISE
ON A PUBLIC BEACH?
UH...
[ LAUGHS ]
I'M NOT SURE.
I MEAN, I GUESS WE DON'T.
WELL, IN THAT CASE, I'M GONNA
HAVE TO SHUT THIS SALE DOWN.
NO, COME ON.
HEY, BABY, HOW'S IT GOIN'?
[ JANE SCREAMS ]
THAT DRESS COST ME MORE
THAN YOU MAKE IN A MONTH.
NOW YOU CATCH
THOSE LITTLE BASTARDS.
[ MUSIC ]
LAST CHANCE TO BUY A
CAMOUFLAGE BIKINI-- HURRY UP.
COME ON.
[ INDISTINCT ]
AND NOW THEY'VE HUMILIATED ME.
WAIT-WAIT-- DON'T BUY THIS.
YOU DON'T REALLY WANT THIS,
DO YOU?
THANK YOU.
SO LONG.
[ CHEERING AND APPLAUSE ]
WAIT-- THAT LOOKS
TERRIBLE ON YOU.
HEY.
I'LL GIVE YOU $200
NOT TO BUY THIS SUIT.
BACK OFF, BITCH!
THERE YOU GO, BYE-BYE.
OKAY, KID, END OF THE LINE.
THERE-- NOW LET'S GO BACK
AND STOP THAT SALE.
5,870, 5,900--
AND 20.
NO-- WAIT A MINUTE.
I-I-I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
NEITHER DO I.
OUR AGREEMENT WAS FOR $6,000
AND NOT A PENNY LESS.
I KNOW THAT, BUT WE SOLD OUT.
UH, MAYBE I MISCOUNTED.
ALAN, LOOK.
MISS IF YOU DON'T WANT THAT
SUIT, I'D LIKE TO BUY IT.
OH, I WANT IT, ALL RIGHT.
JANE, WE NEED THAT BIKINI.
I BEG OF YOU, JANE.
JUST PLEASE MAKE
A DEAL WITH US, OKAY?
WE CAN STILL WORK THIS OUT.
ALL RIGHT, LOOK, JANE,
WHATEVER YOU DO, FOR GOD SAKES,
PLEASE, DON'T RIP IT, JANE,
BECAUSE IF YOU DO--
THEN YOU'RE GONNA HAVE
TO PAY FOR IT.
ISN'T THAT RIGHT, OFFICER?
HA-- THAT'S RIGHT.
[ CHUCKLES ]
DADDY?!
NOW, LISTEN HERE, OFFICER.
NO, YOU LISTEN
TO ME, DADDY WARBUCKS.
I SAID, PAY UP.
PAY HIM.
EXCUSE ME.
MR. GREENE, YOUR MONEY.
MR. FINSTON, YOUR CONTRACT.
ART.
YEAH, WE DID IT!
[ CHEERING ]
WHOO!
AW, SHIT.
WOULD YOU LIKE A BAG
FOR THAT?
[ LAUGHING ]
COME ON, DADDY.
THIS COMES OUT OF
YOUR ALLOWANCE, PRINCESS.
THAT DRESS, TOO-- COME ON.
[ LAUGHING ]
EXCUSE ME-- MAY I JOIN YOU?
TAKE A NUMBER.
OKAY, GIRLS, THIS IS
THE FINAL CONTEST OF THE DAY.
THE WINNER WILL RECEIVE
A $500 GIFT CERTIFICATE
TO IDA'S BIKINI SHOP.
BUT I WANT EVERYONE
TO KEEP IN MIND THAT YOU
ARE ALL WINNERS,
SIMPLY FOR BEING HERE TODAY.
[ INDISTINCT ]
NOW, I WANNA SEE A GOOD,
CLEAN RACE OUT THERE.
NO BUMPING, NO BARE PEAKING
AT YOUR NEIGHBORS PAPER,
AND IF YOU WISH TO PASS,
PLEASE DO SO ON THE LEFT.
OKAY, IT'S TIME TO GET WET.
ARE YOU READY?
TODD, I JUST READ
THE INVOICE FROM THAT
SURGICAL SUPPLY HOUSE.
ON YOUR MARK...
SO?
THE THREAD,
THE SURGICAL THREAD WE USED
TO SEW THE BIKINIS--
GET SET...
WHAT ABOUT IT?
IT'S FOR DISSOLVING
STITCHES, TODD!
I KNOW!
[ GUNSHOT FIRES ]
[ MUSIC ]
OH, NO!
[ MUSIC ]
[ LAUGHING ]
[ MUSIC ]